Latest SCOOP from NOAA:
175-200,000,000+ gallons of spilled Gulf oil just "naturally"
DISAPPEARED!
Isn't "Mother Nature" wonderful!?
Pssst - it "disappeared" into the water, air and land around the Gulf!
Gulf DEAD ZONE (still GROWING)Put another shrimp on the barbie!
(make sure it's NOT a Gulf shrimp!)
"I just had a dip in the Gulf and I didn't see NO OIL!I'm a 'Brown Pelican' and this is my natural color!
OK, I mighta used a little too much bath oil this morning!"
"There is NO OIL in the Gulf, I tell ya!!!Look down my throat. NO OIL, see!
Waddaya mean, I look dead!?
You don't look so hot yourself!"
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