You might have heard or read about America's HUGE Federal Debt problem? - now $9.5 Trillion and actually more like $60-$100+ Trillion, if you add in unfunded Social Security and Medicare for our 'Baby Boomer' moms and dads! Every day, our politicians are wringing their hands in front of US, exclaiming "We are DOOMED!"!
Well, folks, all is not lost (or SOLD)! There is a very simple Solution to America's debt problem. What does a family do when they are faced with NO Income and HUGE Debt? Why, they have a GARAGE SALE and SELL the Family Silver, of course.
Well, WE ARE (all) FAMILY in America, right?
So, let's put some very desirable National Silver up FOR SALE and invite our International Creditors [China, Japan, Russia, Mexico, Israel, OPEC, SWFs - Sovereign Wealth Funds, etc.] to 'come on over' to see Cal - and have a look around and make some BIDS! We may prefer to LEASE some of these trinkets for, let's say 100-1000 years, with an Option to BUY at the end of the Lease.
Here's a list of some of our assets that are bound to fetch untold $TRILLIONS:
Alaska
(except for the oil)
Hawaii
(one or more of the Islands,
not already owned by Japan)
Puerto Rico
(New Yorkers will LOVE it!)
Los Angeles+
(including USC and the Golden Gate Bridge)
Our National Prison System
(China will LOVE it!)
Homeland Security, including Chertoff
(Israel will LOVE it!)
Our Armed Forces, including Pentagon
(Israel, China and Russia will LOVE it!)
Our Troops will also LOVE it!
Our National Parks System
(including Disneyland)
Texas
(Mexico will LOVE it!)
Washington, DC
(including ALL of our
lobbyists, lawyers and politicians -
elected or otherwise)
ALL Americans will LOVE this one!
(except for the oil)
Hawaii
(one or more of the Islands,
not already owned by Japan)
Puerto Rico
(New Yorkers will LOVE it!)
Los Angeles+
(including USC and the Golden Gate Bridge)
Our National Prison System
(China will LOVE it!)
Homeland Security, including Chertoff
(Israel will LOVE it!)
Our Armed Forces, including Pentagon
(Israel, China and Russia will LOVE it!)
Our Troops will also LOVE it!
Our National Parks System
(including Disneyland)
Texas
(Mexico will LOVE it!)
Washington, DC
(including ALL of our
lobbyists, lawyers and politicians -
elected or otherwise)
ALL Americans will LOVE this one!
This SALE should raise enough Moola to retire ALL of America's Debt for generations to come and we can immediately go back to backing the $US Greenback with pure GOLD! Our Greenback will skyrocket in value - and we'll ALL be RICH until the day we die. Our moms and dads will LOVE us, too!
America II
(an idea whose time has come!)
(an idea whose time has come!)
* All SALES
subject to approval
by the
State of Israel
(remember, they
CONTROL America!)
(for details, see 7/24 Obama Post )subject to approval
by the
State of Israel
(remember, they
CONTROL America!)