ObamaRahm-a and the Nobel Peace Prize

I can deliver the Nobel Peace Prize as well as the White House to you
if you just
DO EXACTLY WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO!
(sound like the Devil tempting Jesus?!)

Unlike Jesus, ObamaRahm-a is following
ALL INSTRUCTIONS OF THE DEVIL:

KEEP A LID ON 911 TRUTH!
CONTINUE THE IRAQ OCCUPATION
FOR ISRAEL!
CONTINUE THE AFGHANISTAN WAR
FOR ISRAEL!
HIRE OR KEEP THE ZIONIST SLIMEBALLS WE TELL YOU TO!
(Geithner, Bernanke, Chertoff, etc.)
STIMULATE THE AMERICAN ECONOMY
TO DEATH WITH THE DEBT BUBBLE!
ATTACK IRAN WHEN WE TELL YOU TO!
LET US {ISRAEL} KEEP OUR NUKES SECRET!
DON'T INTERFERE WITH OUR GLOBAL
'CATTLE' DRIVE!
CONTINUE OR INCREASE AID TO ISRAEL!
SEND ISRAEL MORE CLUSTER BOMBS!
SEND ISRAEL MORE WHITE PHOSPHOR!
SEND ISRAEL MORE BUNKER BUSTERS!
SEND ISRAEL MORE NANOTHERMATE!
FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS FOR 911-II!

and MANY more!

By the way, old Buddy Baraka, it's WAY too late to change your mind now.
If you don't do EXACTLY as you're told, we will:
"JFK" you, "Arafat" you, "Wellstone" you, "Lewinsky" you, "911" you,
or find your real (Kenya) birth certificate on the WH lawn!
Capiche?
Now what would you rather be,
the "ruler of this world" (like a god) or dead-as-a-doornail?
I know ZIP about "gaining the whole world but losing your soul"!
What's a soul, anyway?
Of course I have a heart - we have access to all kinds of organs.
Kinda short on middle fingers, though - not enough digital demand!