FLASH!: Israel to Nuke ITSELF

After an EPIPHANY (reminiscent of Saul of Tarsus on the road to Damascus) and in a FIT OF REMORSE for its MANY

'Crimes Against ('goyim') Humanity'

including the Palestinians, Lebanese, Iraqis, Americans and other assorted 'goyim', the Knesset, led by Avigdor Lieberman, Rahm Emanuel, 'Bibi', Peres and other assorted Zionist Slimeball Criminals and Terrorists, has voted to NUKE ITSELF out of existence to 'Kingdom Come' (more likely, HELL), sometime in the foreSEE!able future. By placing its 400+ (illegally obtained) nukes in strategic locations throughout Israel and PULLING the trigger (the NEW & IMPROVED 'SAMSON OPTION'), the Knesset hopes that the Middle East's well-known and perennial parking problems will be solved for all eternity by this unselfish action. 'Goyim' in Israel will be given plenty of notice to vacate Israel before the BIG BANG. A group of Orthodox Rabbini was apparently delighted by the Knesset's decision, noting that their prophet Ezekiel would be finally vindicated by the fulfillment of his prophecy in Ezekiel 22:20. The Knesset also expressed a wish that the former State of Israel be declared a permanent 'FREE PARKING ZONE' by the UN Security Council. It also humbly requested to be forgiven (posthumously) for Israel's MANY violations and stonewalling of UN Resolutions.

All Zionist (considerable) financial assets throughout the world will be donated (in advance) to a Global 'Wiedergutmachen' Fund to restore the American and Global economies to their former, healthy states, before the reportedly 'sorely penitent' Zionists Greenspan, Bernanke, Geithner, Kohn, et al, plotted to produce the GRAND DEPRESSION. 'Lucky' Larry Silverstein added a footnote that he finally realized that "it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of G-d" and that he agreed with the Knesset's decision to "PULL IT" (Israel). The 'Moment of Truth' and Self-Judgment is to occur as soon as all known copies of the TALMUD can be shipped (prepaid) and assembled in Israel to be MELTED in Yahweh's purifying fire. Asked for an explanation for the MANY Zionist atrocities and devilish deceptions (to be published after the Day of Self-Judgment) to fool the 'goyim' world for so MANY years, the joint reply from the Knesset was: "The Devil made us do it". The Knesset expressed the hope that their action would give new meaning to their favorite slogan: NEVER AGAIN!

Mordechai Vanunu, when asked for a comment, said something like: "They who live by the illegally obtained nuke, shall die by the nuke". (he might have said "sword" instead of "illegally obtained nuke").

All joking aside, could anything even remotely like this ever happen?
Can a leopard change his spots?
Can a reptilian (Zionist Slimeball) become compassionate and loving
- with a conscience, even?
Can reptilian hearts of stone be miraculously changed into
repentant human hearts of flesh?

"...with God, all things are possible"
Matthew 19:26

"And they {Jews} also,
if they do not continue in unbelief,
will be grafted in,
for God is able to graft them in again."
Romans 11:23

I will give you a new heart
and put a new spirit within you;
I will take the heart of stone
out of your flesh
and give you a heart of flesh.
Ezekiel 36:26

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